Relationships can become boring in the long run; that is why it is needed for couples to spice things up now and then — one of the ways with the use of dirty words. Sex is an integral part of any relationship, and while it can get routinely as regards positions, the use of dirty words add flavor to the whole process.
Unfortunately, many ladies believe the art of talking dirty is left for porn stars and Hollywood stars. Although their man might want it, they find it difficult to know exactly what to say. If you are in this category, then this is the post for you. We are going to intimate you on dirty things to say to your boyfriend that would accelerate your sex life from zero to hundred.
Dirty Things To Say When You Want To Flatter Him
This category of dirty talking is used to complement your man and let him know the things you like about him physically. While it might not lead to sex immediately, it sure would get him thinking of doing some crazy stuff to you. They include:
1. I love seeing you in those shorts;
2. Seeing you right after a workout when you are all sweaty is all shades of sexy;
3. There is something about seeing you do physical labor that gets me so hot;
4. Your angry face makes me weak in my knees instantly;
5. When I see you in that shirt, I get wet immediately;
6. I can’t help but stare at you down there.
Tease Him When You Are Apart Or Together
Nothing makes talking dirty effective like a little distance. If you do it right, not only would it drive your man crazy, but also keep them, other girls, away. Your thoughts would primarily dominate his mind, and he would get back to you in an instant.
7. This body won’t touch itself!
8. I can’t wait to show the new lingerie I bought last night;
9. I woke up turned up this morning;
10. I’m not wearing any underwear underneath this dress;
11. I can’t wait for you to put it in me;
12. I’m touching myself right now;
13. If you behave right at this outing with my girls, I’ll do that thing that drives you crazy;
14. It is a shame you are not here to fill me up;
15. I have been naughty today, and I deserve to be spanked, wish there was someone here to do that;
16. I’m cooking in just my heels tonight, wanna take a peek?
17. I had a naughty dream last night and guess who was in it?
18. Do you have any clue about how bad I want you now?
19. My ceiling is boring. I wish I could see you on top of me instead;
20. If you come home in thirty minutes, you will have sex all day;
21. Just got out of the shower and had to text this sexy guy I know, couldn’t even get the chance to tie my towel;
22. My favorite bedtime stories involve me, you, and no clothes;
23. If I am in your dreams tonight, remember I like the rough stuff;
24. Next time I see you, I would do (fill in the gap) to you;
25. Too sad I can’t be your prey tonight?
Describe Something Naughty You Would Want Him To Do To You Or Vice Versa
We all know that men are very visual when it comes to sex. One moment they see a girl and the next second they can imagine what she looks like naked. Thanks to this superpower, ladies can quickly turn their men on by stimulating their ability to visualize.
All you need to do is to find the perfect way to describe the things you want to do to him or the other way around. This is very effective when you guys are about to get intimate, and he doesn’t seem to be in the mood.
26. I love when you bend me over on the kitchen counter;
27. I want you to tear this dress off my body;
28. I want to kiss you badly… and it is not on your lips;
29. Your weight on my body makes me feel so hot right;
30. I want to squeeze that ass so badly;
31. There is something insanely hot about the way I pin you down;
32. I want to ride you like a pony;
33. I have been waiting to be held like this all day;
34. I want you to put your tongue (fill in the gap);
35. When you spread my legs like that I have goosebumps all over;
36. I want your lips on my belly button;
37. Your finger would do so much justice if it is down there;
38. I love how your breath feels hot against the skin of my neck;
39. I want you to take me out of this dress;
40. I would love to take off those pants.
Tell Him What You Like And What To Do While You Are In Bed
And this is the moment we have all been waiting for! This is the phase where your words are most potent to wreak havoc (the right kind) on your man. Nothing drives a man crazy than talking dirty during sex. It not only adds a spark, but it also inspires him to want to take you to the heavens and bring you back safely.
It is important to know that your facial expressions and tone of voice bring talking dirty during sex into perfection. It is advised to make eye contact while speaking and soften your voice a little. Avoid being shaky or nervous as it kills the vibe.
41. Don’t stop now;
42. Right there! That’s how I love it;
43. You are such a sex machine!
44. You feel so good I want to scream on top of my lungs;
45. Put your tongue there!
46. You are hitting the right spot baby;
47. Tell me when to ride you harder;
48. The sheets are so so wet right now;
49. Go harder!/ Go deeper!
50. My legs cannot stop shaking.
There you have it, ladies! You have all you need to drive your man crazy. You are welcome!